MY WAY TO A FULL-TIME JOB

My Way to a Full-Time Job

Well, it all started because I was just an average ogre trying to survive in my swamp. I never thought I'd end up with/at/holding a full-time job, let alone one that involves/involving/requiring talking animals. But here I am, proving that even some green fella can find success. Honestly/Believe it or not/You won't believe this, it all boils down t

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Shrek: Corporate Slave (Full Time Swamp Duty) but

This ain't no fairy tale, folks. Shrek's stuck in read more a soul-crushing job at the swamp corp. His boss, Lord Farquaad, is a tyrannical ogre who demands he rake leaves, churn potions, and do backbreaking work with minimum wage. Shrek's wishing of escape, but with mandatory overtime and zero time off, it seems like a lifetime away. That tried

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